I am mad, but that is okay

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

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Friendly reminder that

orderlybunker:

• Tumblr will remain independent
• Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
• The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
• There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
• The terms and conditions will remain the same
• Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
• ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via flirty-duets-and-coffee-dates)